Some commentators have suggested the taking away of my pretzels. It is my right as a German dog to always have them available. Go ahead and just try to take them. You will then have to face the wrath of Wilhelm. By the way, could you bring over some good mustard, these are kind of dry. Hey Ludwig, open another bottle of bubbles.
Ludwig also wants to know what kind of dogs the commentators think that we are. Perrier is for French Poodles! Dachshund's would rather enjoy a nice cold Erdinger Hefe-Weizen Non-Alcoholic to quench our thirst. Dad won't let us have the alcoholic ones, because we are too young for that.
Sigmund is now complaining that this party has gotten a little too wild. Too many pretzels and beverage really fill you up way too fast. What he needs is just a really good burp!
Some commentators have suggested the taking away of my pretzels. It is my right as a German dog to always have them available. Go ahead and just try to take them. You will then have to face the wrath of Wilhelm. By the way, could you bring over some good mustard, these are kind of dry. Hey Ludwig, open another bottle of bubbles.
Ludwig also wants to know what kind of dogs the commentators think that we are. Perrier is for French Poodles! Dachshund's would rather enjoy a nice cold Erdinger Hefe-Weizen Non-Alcoholic to quench our thirst. Dad won't let us have the alcoholic ones, because we are too young for that.
Sigmund is now complaining that this party has gotten a little too wild. Too many pretzels and beverage really fill you up way too fast. What he needs is just a really good burp!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! Brilliant.
Well well well, little Wilhelm. I see that the uppity doggie CAN come out of him widdle trailer when him wants to. You, you with your hopeless pretzel addiction!
Ludwig is only playing dumb about the Perrier. He and I have spoken at length about it, and we agreed he should deny any and all association with the Frenchies.
And Sigmund? Thinks the party has gotten too wild? I've seen that same look many times at college parties, just as "Dark Side of the Moon" was winding down.
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