The viewing masses will just have to wait until Wilhelm will consent to a new photo op. New performance contracts are being worked out. Prime rib every day is not on the table as a compensation pack. Dachshunds can be some of the toughest contract negotiators.Saturday, August 18, 2007
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Oh yeah??? Well you just tell little snarky WILHELM that if he doesn't come outta that trailer, we're cutting off the Perrier and pretzels. This diva thing is going to ruin him. Rin Tin Tin never acted up this way. Ever. Nor did Lassie, even though he had to live his acting life as a girl.
Ask Wilhelm how he'd like to be called Wilhelmina.
Wilhelm hates paparazzi. Who can blame him?
You should tell him you're his agent, and you get 15% of whatever prime rib you can negotiate for him.
Be forewarned...the names Ludwig, Sigmund, Gustav and Wilhelm are only stage names. Ludwig's real name is Snackly. Gustav is Fish-Yak because he's part fish and part yak, whilst Wilhelm might better respond to 'Hoggle'. And Sigmund? Being that he is the King, you might want to just address him with "Your Majesty".
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