Go ahead and take away the Perrier

Wilhelm thinks he has scored big time. Wow, I thought this was a non-alcoholic version. Oh well, I guess Dad will have to drink and share this with his friends. Anyone got any pretzels & mustard? And by the way, Wilhelm has given up on the prime rib and has settled for some bratwurst instead.

Response to Wilhelm's critics

Some commentators have suggested the taking away of my pretzels. It is my right as a German dog to always have them available. Go ahead and just try to take them. You will then have to face the wrath of Wilhelm. By the way, could you bring over some good mustard, these are kind of dry. Hey Ludwig, open another bottle of bubbles.

Ludwig also wants to know what kind of dogs the commentators think that we are. Perrier is for French Poodles! Dachshund's would rather enjoy a nice cold Erdinger Hefe-Weizen Non-Alcoholic to quench our thirst. Dad won't let us have the alcoholic ones, because we are too young for that.

Sigmund is now complaining that this party has gotten a little too wild. Too many pretzels and beverage really fill you up way too fast. What he needs is just a really good burp!

Doggy actors with an artistic attitude

The viewing masses will just have to wait until Wilhelm will consent to a new photo op. New performance contracts are being worked out. Prime rib every day is not on the table as a compensation pack. Dachshunds can be some of the toughest contract negotiators.